So, I ran SSW through the Blog Cuss-O-Meter and got the following disappointing results:

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?

What the fuck? I mean, I certainly don’t cuss like a motherfucking sailor, but, shit, I assumed that I’d have a much higher percentage of goddamn profanity.

According to their website, “Around 6.4% of the pages on your website contain cussing.This is 29% LESS than other websites who took this test.”

I had a feeling that this cocksucking Blog Cuss-O-Meter might be fucking broken and returning shitty results, but after doing a simple fucking analysis, it might be true that I’m just not a writer that uses a lot of profane words. I Googled several fucking profanities, limiting my results to just SSW to see how many goddamn pages featured each word. This is what I fucking found out:

Potentially Offensive Word Pages with said word
Fuck 152
Shit 157
Ass 116
Tits/Titties 13
Pussy 26
Dick 58
Cunt 21
Motherfucker 3
Cock 21
Cocksucker 2

So, I guess I need to cuss more. Bitches.