Bizarre Search Terms

Written by  on September 22, 2009

So after the previous incarnation of SSW withered and died, spammers took over the forums and started using them to promote sex sites. A kind individual tipped me off that this was happening, so I blew away the forums without really perusing what had been posted. And what had been indexed by search engines. As a consequence, a lot of traffic has been coming this way because of people searching for sex-related websites. Here are some of the weirder search terms:

human sex
naughty sex
real mom son sex
MILFS LABIA
boy sex
hmong porn
south indian sex
my first teacher sex
oral sex forums
tamil sex
brother sister sex
haitian gay porn
emo sex

Oh Crap!

Written by  on September 18, 2009

So, I’ve got this other website, LeftyRodriguez.com, which is my immensely-popular photoblog. For some reason, it attracts massive amounts of comment spam, which goes into a moderation queue that I have to, well, moderate daily. I just got one that took a moment of head-scratching in that they kept talking about selling “dumps”, which I took to mean, at first, actual pieces of shit. But it turns out it was something not nearly as bad…it’s just stolen credit card numbers. At any rate, I challenge you to read the following and try not to think about logs of shit. Also, scammers, ICQ? Really?

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Huh?

Written by  on June 8, 2009

This is on a bulletin board at the office? WTF?

You know…

Written by  on June 8, 2009

…if I’m trying to back out of a parking space, you probably shouldn’t stand behind my car chit-chatting. Such things make Rifleman angry. I’m talking to you, ladies in the Las Colinas Chick-Fil-A parking lot.

Ron Jeremy?

Written by  on June 8, 2009

Doughy

Written by  on February 26, 2009

Large guy at the porno shop – m4m

Large guy at the porno shop – m4m – 18 (East Nashville)


Date: 2009-02-02, 8:18PM CST

I saw you this evening, at the adult video store. You were the rather large man, mid 50’s, with the comb-over and the eyeglasses case in your pocket. I was the young guy with the stiffie standing almost beside you. I knew from the moment you walked in that I wanted you. As I cautiously approached you, I smelled your intoxicating aroma. That mysterious mixture of Preferred Stock and Doritos. I could tell by the bulge in your chip-stained, pleat-front slacks that you wanted me. You glanced across to me, and our eyes locked. You looked at me like you were a supermodel, and I was three ounces of chicken. You had that look of both predator and prey. My eyes then traveled from your face, down your unusually large breasts, past your belly that was partly showing below the hemline of your shirt, down those trunk-like thighs and I knew that this enormous bulldozer of a man had to be mine. If you remember me, tell me what I was wearing, or what I said to you when you told me that you were craving doughnuts. That way I’ll know its you. Email me you big, sexy hunk of doughy manflesh.

Mmm…Cupcakes

Written by  on February 26, 2009

hear ye, hear ye.. – m4m

hear ye, hear ye.. – m4m – 47 (madison area)


Date: 2009-01-28, 9:04PM CST

we had a strange chemistry.. we liked the same things. we laughed together, cried together, and dressed up together. sometimes i dressed up like a cowboy and whipped you, and other times you wore a negligee and fed me cupcakes. i miss you. call me. hendersonville isn’t that far..

The Nastiest, Fattest Ass Ever

Written by  on February 25, 2009

I’m Pretty Sure Shit Doesn’t Come Out of There

Written by  on February 25, 2009

Redhead at Starbucks – m4m

Redhead at Starbucks – m4m – 27 (Temple)


Date: 2009-01-28, 12:16PM CST

you were on your laptop by the window- we made no conection but i would love to blow the shit out of your cock. Let me know if you ever tried. Discreet here

Wolverine Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance

Written by  on February 24, 2009