So, as misfortunate as it is, I do have a MySpace page. A really, really weak one that doesn’t have a lot of friends and is hardly ever visited, because I’m so incredibly reviled by everyone I’ve ever known.

Or something like that.

Anyhow, if you’re like me, you receive scammy, spammy messages on MySpace occasionally. In fact, I just got one, as shown below:

So, you’re from Chicago but now you’re in Africa?  What the fuck is wrong with you?  Also, you’re in search of someone you can leave the rest of your life with?  No thanks, scamwhore, but I already have enough life without you leaving me the rest of yours.

“see if you can click”?  WTF?