White Trash

The White-Trashiest Thing I’ve Seen All Day

Written by  on November 1, 2013


A beer keg BBQ pit mounted on a pickup truck. I’m going to guess you fuck your sister a lot.

Things I Overheard Today at Chick-fil-A

Written by  on September 22, 2009

From the Mexican lady working the cash register:

“Would you like to balue size it?”
“with one-thousand Iceland dressing?”

From some random white trash person waiting in line and wearing scrubs:

“whenever I come to Dallas, I always get Chicken-flay”

Extremely Stupid Woman Utterly Amazed By Lawn Sprinkler Rainbow

Written by  on August 7, 2008

Does pollution cause rainbows?  Apparently so, at least according to the dumbest woman in the world.  In this video, listen to this whorebag explain how we never used to see rainbows near the ground, only around the sun and the moon.  Watch as she wonders what could be in our water and air to cause rainbows.  Laugh at her moronic stupidity.   Mock her grammar and spelling mistakes.

Did His Face Really Speak To You?

Written by  on August 6, 2008

kroger – “staff 7” – m4m (henderson)

Date: 2008-08-05, 5:53PM CDT

your shirt said “staff”, your face said “hairy”… so how ’bout sliding your hairy staff down my throat. ID yourself with the color of the shirt.

Lame Tattoo

Written by  on July 26, 2008

[Insert your own vaguely racist remark here]

Some People Are Just Foul

Written by  on July 24, 2008

iso throat (kilg hend nac)

Date: 2008-07-23, 1:42PM CDT

poz load for your slimy cunt throat. you’re done when i’m done: your gagging or puking on my PA doesn’t imply that i’m done. ability to swallow liquids quickly will help prevent your smelling like piss on the drive home.

if you’re sending an email asking a bunch of questions, or any questions for that matter, please make sure you send equivalent info about yourself.

flag on, dipshit; when my dick isn’t getting sucked from the ad, i’ll stop reposting. and only then.

Sounds Like Real Quality People

Written by  on July 22, 2008

Some great spelling in this craigslist ad…

woman at convience store loop 281 and acess road (Near Longview)

Date: 2008-07-21, 8:39PM CDT

you were on a kawa motorcycle with a blue top on i had the yellow Harley you started to show me your titties as on my sign. Contact me i still would like to see them. hope you see this

  • Location: Near Longview


Written by  on July 11, 2008

missed connections.

Written by  on June 24, 2008

a sense of very sick pleasure is derived from the www.craigslist.com personals.

missed connections, casual encounters, what have you…it’s some good, clean fun. here are links to some of my recent favorites:


I’m really turned on by a man who loves the sound of his own voice also; the tight shorts don’t hurt either.


I’m usually looking for a man who has a Car job.


p.s. – isn’t that what you want?


well trained. that’s a relief.

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