From the Mexican lady working the cash register:
“Would you like to balue size it?”
“with one-thousand Iceland dressing?”
From some random white trash person waiting in line and wearing scrubs:
“whenever I come to Dallas, I always get Chicken-flay”
Does pollution cause rainbows? Apparently so, at least according to the dumbest woman in the world. In this video, listen to this whorebag explain how we never used to see rainbows near the ground, only around the sun and the moon. Watch as she wonders what could be in our water and air to cause rainbows. Laugh at her moronic stupidity. Mock her grammar and spelling mistakes.
iso throat (kilg hend nac)
Date: 2008-07-23, 1:42PM CDT
poz load for your slimy cunt throat. you’re done when i’m done: your gagging or puking on my PA doesn’t imply that i’m done. ability to swallow liquids quickly will help prevent your smelling like piss on the drive home.
if you’re sending an email asking a bunch of questions, or any questions for that matter, please make sure you send equivalent info about yourself.
flag on, dipshit; when my dick isn’t getting sucked from the ad, i’ll stop reposting. and only then.
Some great spelling in this craigslist ad…
woman at convience store loop 281 and acess road (Near Longview)
Date: 2008-07-21, 8:39PM CDT
you were on a kawa motorcycle with a blue top on i had the yellow Harley you started to show me your titties as on my sign. Contact me i still would like to see them. hope you see this
- Location: Near Longview
a sense of very sick pleasure is derived from the www.craigslist.com personals.
missed connections, casual encounters, what have you…it’s some good, clean fun. here are links to some of my recent favorites:
I’m really turned on by a man who loves the sound of his own voice also; the tight shorts don’t hurt either.
I’m usually looking for a man who has a Car job.
p.s. – isn’t that what you want?
well trained. that’s a relief.