SSW

Hello?

Written by  on September 26, 2011

Anyone home?

The Moblog Resurrected

Written by  on September 1, 2010

I’ve started moblogging again at moblog.somethingsowrong.com.  I’ll be concentrating on that going forward (at least for the foreseeable future).  You can access the old moblog archives at www.somethingsowrong.com/moblog, but it seems that a bunch of the full-size images there are corrupted, so you’ll have to make do with looking at the thumbnails (sorry!  hopefully I can find a backup somewhere!)

Bizarre Search Terms

Written by  on September 22, 2009

So after the previous incarnation of SSW withered and died, spammers took over the forums and started using them to promote sex sites. A kind individual tipped me off that this was happening, so I blew away the forums without really perusing what had been posted. And what had been indexed by search engines. As a consequence, a lot of traffic has been coming this way because of people searching for sex-related websites. Here are some of the weirder search terms:

human sex
naughty sex
real mom son sex
MILFS LABIA
boy sex
hmong porn
south indian sex
my first teacher sex
oral sex forums
tamil sex
brother sister sex
haitian gay porn
emo sex

Just A Quick Update…

Written by  on September 9, 2008

…SSW will return soon.  Keep checking back.

Well…

Written by  on August 22, 2008

…Maybe this shit will be fixed now…Welcome back to SSW.

SomethingSoWrong Word Cloud

Written by  on July 17, 2008

Here’s a word cloud of the entire content of SomethingSoWrong since the beginning of time.  Click for the BIG version.

If SSW Was Available at IKEA

Written by  on July 1, 2008

Over at Blogadilla, they have a nifty Swedish Furniture Name Generator.  So I put in the name of this site and got this:

Go try it yourself here.

And Another Thing…

Written by  on June 20, 2008

Make note of the new RSS feed address, in case you subscribe…

http://feeds.feedburner.com/SomethingSoWrong

or

http://www.somethingsowrong.com/?feed=rss2

Welcome

Written by  on June 20, 2008

Welcome to the newly-redesigned, re-engineered, re-wronged SomethingSoWrong.  We’re now running WordPress for our back-end rather than Blogger, so yay for that.  What does that mean?  Well, before, with Blogger, any changes to the site had to be hand-coded and then tediously uploaded and republished, something that took roughly an hour each time.  Now, with WordPress, we can make changes in seconds.  Also, WP allows for a cleaner interface and provides hundreds of user-developed plugins and widgets to enhance the site.  So, yay!  A few caveats, however…while the main site has been redesigned, we’re still tinkering with some other parts of the site, which means you might see remnants of the old site for a bit, such as the old page headers and whatnot.  Also, if you find any bugs or have any suggestions for improving the site or, even better, wish to contribute, please drop me an email at rifleman@gmail.com.

Well, Shit

Written by  on April 23, 2008

So, I ran SSW through the Blog Cuss-O-Meter and got the following disappointing results:

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?

What the fuck? I mean, I certainly don’t cuss like a motherfucking sailor, but, shit, I assumed that I’d have a much higher percentage of goddamn profanity.

According to their website, “Around 6.4% of the pages on your website contain cussing.This is 29% LESS than other websites who took this test.”

I had a feeling that this cocksucking Blog Cuss-O-Meter might be fucking broken and returning shitty results, but after doing a simple fucking analysis, it might be true that I’m just not a writer that uses a lot of profane words. I Googled several fucking profanities, limiting my results to just SSW to see how many goddamn pages featured each word. This is what I fucking found out:

Potentially Offensive Word Pages with said word
Fuck 152
Shit 157
Ass 116
Tits/Titties 13
Pussy 26
Dick 58
Cunt 21
Motherfucker 3
Cock 21
Cocksucker 2

So, I guess I need to cuss more. Bitches.