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Written by  on August 30, 2008

Home Depot Heroes

Written by  on July 10, 2008

This is a nicely wrong segment from The Onion News Network

Barack?

Written by  on June 26, 2008

DMX, who looks like he might have AIDS in this mugshot from May, recently gave the interview below to XXL Magazine. He sounds like a moron.

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.

Is that why you’re not following it?
No, because it’s just—it doesn’t matter. They’re gonna do what they’re gonna do. It doesn’t really make a difference. These are the last years.

But it would be pretty big if we had a first Black president. That would be huge.
I mean, I guess…. What, they gon’ give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a Black president now. They should’ve done that shit a long time ago, we wouldn’t be in the fuckin’ position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done fucked this shit up then give it to the Black people, “Here you take it. Take my mess.”

Right, exactly.
It’s all a fuckin’ setup. It’s all a setup. All fuckin’ bullshit. All bullshit. I don’t give a fuck about none of that.

Racist Bastards

Written by  on June 24, 2008

Sure, I could take the easy way out and call the Japanese “Nips” or “Japs” or “Rice Eaters” or “Harbor Bombers”, but I won’t.  But they sure are a racist bunch, as illustrated by this E Mobile commercial that “apes” Barack Obama.

You Could Start…

Written by  on May 5, 2008

…by spelling “Official” correctly…

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Retard…

Apt?

Written by  on April 9, 2008

Kind of misfortunate, but not really…

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(forwarded by my friend Linz)

MLK Would Be Proud

Written by  on January 28, 2008

Someone snapped this cell phone pic last week on MLK Day. Your spelling isn’t helping the cause.

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Edit: Hey, dumbfuck who posted a comment that just said “Fake”. I’m gonna go with Snopes on this one rather than your anonymous claim.

Hillar-Eek

Written by  on January 16, 2008

I’m not trying to make a political statement or anything, but I found this picture of Hillary Clinton and, wow, does she have some “fried chicken skin” going on or what?

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Yay Elections!

Written by  on January 9, 2008

Natalie Portman seems really excited that Hillary Clinton is running for President.

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Not Many People Know This…

Written by  on April 16, 2007

…but Barack Obama is secretly a Nazi. Here he is speaking at a Nazi rally/book-burning: