This has been bothering me for a few days now…a few weeks back, I posted this picture on my photoblog
along with the caption “Emo Feet”, because, you know, it’s obviously the feet of some emo chick, right? Well, apparently “emo” and “feet” are two things that when put together become some kind of freakish sex fetish, because I’ve been getting hundreds of hits from people using the search term “emo feet”. I never understood the whole “foot fetish” thing anyway…personally, I think my feet (and feet in general) are kind of gross and would be repelled if anyone wanted to get off with them. But adding emo into the mix, which I really don’t understand, well, that’s fucking weird. Really. Fucking. Weird.
*See this post
Ever wonder what retarded cops might look like? Oh sure, I could be mean and say something like “Just look at any cop and you’ll know what a retarded one looks like”, but I won’t, as I believe that cops serve a purpose, like planting fake drugs on innocent suspects or crying because they’ve lost their jobs because they are ineffective police chiefs.
But surely, in this age of political-correctness and whatnot, somewhere there has to be a city that’s hired retarded people to be cops, right? Well, I think I’ve found a picture of what they might look like: