Music

just so everyone else can suffer.

Written by  on August 7, 2008

I can't get this out of my head.

Go See This Movie Now

Written by  on August 5, 2008

I Saw This…

Written by  on July 30, 2008

…a while back, but totally never posted it. Because I’m forgetful an’ shit.

The Station Agent and Weezer

Written by  on July 8, 2008

Jones will either appreciate this or be frightened by it…

The Eighties Were So Douchey, Even For Kids

Written by  on July 3, 2008

Check out this kid dancing to Phil Collins’ incomprehensible “Sussudio”. It’s sad that the peak achievement of this kid’s life was probably appearing on TV to dance to a throwaway pop song.

dancing nancy.

Written by  on July 2, 2008

unlike other people, I trust wikipedia completely. every time I need information, it is my first source of searching, and so…

“the term effeminate is most often used by people who subscribe to the conventional view that men should conform to traditional masculine traits and behaviors.”

another site I appreciate is dictionary.com, hence…

Main Entry: nancy boy
Part of Speech: n
Definition: a homosexual male or an effeminate man; also written nancy-boy, nancy

dave matthews — interesting individual, you might say. “interesting” may be interchanged with “ridiculous,” “special,” or “lord douchington.” granted, I’m not saying anything, really; I’m no hypocrite. back in my hippie, pot smoking days, I’m fairly certain I saw dave and his band around thirteen different times and enjoyed myself. mostly.

my point? the above video clip is ridiculous. not only does the band try to ruin one of my favorite funk classics, dave does the white guy dance in a way that can only make one believe he is on a psychedelic drug binge.

maybe he is.

Green

Written by  on June 28, 2008

A little something for Saturday afternoon:

Smile

Written by  on June 26, 2008

‘Shank sent over this video earlier…Lily Allen singing “Smile” in “Simlish”, the weird language from The Sims series of games.  Also, the video is “shot” using the game’s engine.

Barack?

Written by  on June 26, 2008

DMX, who looks like he might have AIDS in this mugshot from May, recently gave the interview below to XXL Magazine. He sounds like a moron.

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.

Is that why you’re not following it?
No, because it’s just—it doesn’t matter. They’re gonna do what they’re gonna do. It doesn’t really make a difference. These are the last years.

But it would be pretty big if we had a first Black president. That would be huge.
I mean, I guess…. What, they gon’ give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a Black president now. They should’ve done that shit a long time ago, we wouldn’t be in the fuckin’ position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done fucked this shit up then give it to the Black people, “Here you take it. Take my mess.”

Right, exactly.
It’s all a fuckin’ setup. It’s all a setup. All fuckin’ bullshit. All bullshit. I don’t give a fuck about none of that.

The Most Pathetic Person I’ve Seen In A Long, Long Time

Written by  on September 12, 2007

And I used to know a girl who had an afghan with Britney Spears’ visage embroidered on it…