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Written by  on November 2, 2013

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Crackhead

Written by  on April 22, 2010

I made the somewhat dubious mistake of going to McDonalds for lunch yesterday.  I went with a friend from work because he was craving it and I had forgotten to bring my lunch from home.  My bad.

So we’re sitting there, me eating my grilled chicken sandwich and my friend eating his nuggets or whatever when out of nowhere this crackwhore sidles up to our table and sits down.


(not the actual crackwhore we encountered, but pretty damn close)
I just look at her like “what the fuck?”.

“Excuse me?” I say, frightened and confused.

“Can I get fitty cents?” asked the crackwhore.

“No, go away,” I replied, disgusted by this poor example of humanity.

“But I just wants a Coke”, retorted the crackwhore.

“No.  Go away,” I repeated, “Go away.”

“Mang, fuck you,” she said, getting up and sauntering over to another patron to bother.

Seriously, what the fuck?

The Nastiest, Fattest Ass Ever

Written by  on February 25, 2009

Like A Movie Villain…

Written by  on December 10, 2008

…I keep coming back, again and again.  After 2.5 months, I’ve decided to start blogging again.  Lame, eh?  I know.  Anyhow, enjoy this fucked-up pic to get things started:

Incredible Wrongness

Written by  on September 11, 2008

Extremely Stupid Woman Utterly Amazed By Lawn Sprinkler Rainbow

Written by  on August 7, 2008

Does pollution cause rainbows?  Apparently so, at least according to the dumbest woman in the world.  In this video, listen to this whorebag explain how we never used to see rainbows near the ground, only around the sun and the moon.  Watch as she wonders what could be in our water and air to cause rainbows.  Laugh at her moronic stupidity.   Mock her grammar and spelling mistakes.

That’s A Gay Biker Right There

Written by  on August 7, 2008

You Know…

Written by  on August 5, 2008

…if you haven’t heard from her in a while, maybe you shouldn’t have put her in your will, retard.

Where is my future bride? – m4w – 37 (S. Broadway Tyler)


Date: 2008-08-04, 8:59PM CDT

Dated a girl for a little while and haven’t heard from her lately. If you know where Terri K. is, please let me know. She’s very special to me (in fact, I wrote her into my will)

Pump Him And He Squirts Into Your Hand

Written by  on August 2, 2008

WTF?

More Motorcycle Dumb-assery

Written by  on July 31, 2008

With annoyingly-stupid slow-mo!