I made the somewhat dubious mistake of going to McDonalds for lunch yesterday. I went with a friend from work because he was craving it and I had forgotten to bring my lunch from home. My bad.
So we’re sitting there, me eating my grilled chicken sandwich and my friend eating his nuggets or whatever when out of nowhere this crackwhore sidles up to our table and sits down.
“Excuse me?” I say, frightened and confused.
“Can I get fitty cents?” asked the crackwhore.
“No, go away,” I replied, disgusted by this poor example of humanity.
“But I just wants a Coke”, retorted the crackwhore.
“No. Go away,” I repeated, “Go away.”
“Mang, fuck you,” she said, getting up and sauntering over to another patron to bother.
Seriously, what the fuck?
Does pollution cause rainbows? Apparently so, at least according to the dumbest woman in the world. In this video, listen to this whorebag explain how we never used to see rainbows near the ground, only around the sun and the moon. Watch as she wonders what could be in our water and air to cause rainbows. Laugh at her moronic stupidity. Mock her grammar and spelling mistakes.
…if you haven’t heard from her in a while, maybe you shouldn’t have put her in your will, retard.
Where is my future bride? – m4w – 37 (S. Broadway Tyler)
Date: 2008-08-04, 8:59PM CDT
Dated a girl for a little while and haven’t heard from her lately. If you know where Terri K. is, please let me know. She’s very special to me (in fact, I wrote her into my will)