Written by  on April 22, 2010

I made the somewhat dubious mistake of going to McDonalds for lunch yesterday.  I went with a friend from work because he was craving it and I had forgotten to bring my lunch from home.  My bad.

So we’re sitting there, me eating my grilled chicken sandwich and my friend eating his nuggets or whatever when out of nowhere this crackwhore sidles up to our table and sits down.

(not the actual crackwhore we encountered, but pretty damn close)
I just look at her like “what the fuck?”.

“Excuse me?” I say, frightened and confused.

“Can I get fitty cents?” asked the crackwhore.

“No, go away,” I replied, disgusted by this poor example of humanity.

“But I just wants a Coke”, retorted the crackwhore.

“No.  Go away,” I repeated, “Go away.”

“Mang, fuck you,” she said, getting up and sauntering over to another patron to bother.

Seriously, what the fuck?

Sexy Mutha

Written by  on December 31, 2009

Boomer Sooner is soooo dreamy!

Glad I Don’t Eat There

Written by  on December 28, 2009

Just walked into the 2nd floor restroom at my office building to witness one of the Spaniards that work in the commissary finish peeing then NOT wash his hands before returning to work. Lesson to take away: don’t eat at the Summit Cafe in the Sterling Commerce Building unless you love urine-infused food.

Just sayin’. That’s all.

Bizarre Search Terms

Written by  on September 22, 2009

So after the previous incarnation of SSW withered and died, spammers took over the forums and started using them to promote sex sites. A kind individual tipped me off that this was happening, so I blew away the forums without really perusing what had been posted. And what had been indexed by search engines. As a consequence, a lot of traffic has been coming this way because of people searching for sex-related websites. Here are some of the weirder search terms:

human sex
naughty sex
real mom son sex
boy sex
hmong porn
south indian sex
my first teacher sex
oral sex forums
tamil sex
brother sister sex
haitian gay porn
emo sex

The Nastiest, Fattest Ass Ever

Written by  on February 25, 2009

Wolverine Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance

Written by  on February 24, 2009

“Notorious Cock Gobblers” Sounds Like A Band

Written by  on February 24, 2009

Looking for little man Noor! – m4m

Looking for little man Noor! – m4m – 46 (ATX)

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Date: 2009-02-14, 8:23PM CST

I’m looking for a 3 foot tall midget named Noor J. If you see him, CATCH HIM and he will have to lead you to his pot of gold! Be careful though. He is a notorious cock gobbler!

Lego Masturbator

Written by  on January 10, 2009

This doesn’t seem to be overly-nice feeling.

Like A Movie Villain…

Written by  on December 10, 2008

…I keep coming back, again and again.  After 2.5 months, I’ve decided to start blogging again.  Lame, eh?  I know.  Anyhow, enjoy this fucked-up pic to get things started:

Ack…Ack…Ack…Cut My Eyes Out

Written by  on August 7, 2008

Since I had to see this, you do too.  Sorry, folks.

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