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Written by  on February 26, 2009

Large guy at the porno shop – m4m

Large guy at the porno shop – m4m – 18 (East Nashville)


Date: 2009-02-02, 8:18PM CST

I saw you this evening, at the adult video store. You were the rather large man, mid 50’s, with the comb-over and the eyeglasses case in your pocket. I was the young guy with the stiffie standing almost beside you. I knew from the moment you walked in that I wanted you. As I cautiously approached you, I smelled your intoxicating aroma. That mysterious mixture of Preferred Stock and Doritos. I could tell by the bulge in your chip-stained, pleat-front slacks that you wanted me. You glanced across to me, and our eyes locked. You looked at me like you were a supermodel, and I was three ounces of chicken. You had that look of both predator and prey. My eyes then traveled from your face, down your unusually large breasts, past your belly that was partly showing below the hemline of your shirt, down those trunk-like thighs and I knew that this enormous bulldozer of a man had to be mine. If you remember me, tell me what I was wearing, or what I said to you when you told me that you were craving doughnuts. That way I’ll know its you. Email me you big, sexy hunk of doughy manflesh.

Mmm…Cupcakes

Written by  on February 26, 2009

hear ye, hear ye.. – m4m

hear ye, hear ye.. – m4m – 47 (madison area)


Date: 2009-01-28, 9:04PM CST

we had a strange chemistry.. we liked the same things. we laughed together, cried together, and dressed up together. sometimes i dressed up like a cowboy and whipped you, and other times you wore a negligee and fed me cupcakes. i miss you. call me. hendersonville isn’t that far..

I’m Pretty Sure Shit Doesn’t Come Out of There

Written by  on February 25, 2009

Redhead at Starbucks – m4m

Redhead at Starbucks – m4m – 27 (Temple)


Date: 2009-01-28, 12:16PM CST

you were on your laptop by the window- we made no conection but i would love to blow the shit out of your cock. Let me know if you ever tried. Discreet here

“Notorious Cock Gobblers” Sounds Like A Band

Written by  on February 24, 2009

Looking for little man Noor! – m4m

Looking for little man Noor! – m4m – 46 (ATX)


Reply to: pers-1035149109@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-14, 8:23PM CST

I’m looking for a 3 foot tall midget named Noor J. If you see him, CATCH HIM and he will have to lead you to his pot of gold! Be careful though. He is a notorious cock gobbler!

Clowns Are Creepy

Written by  on February 24, 2009

CIRCUS CLOWN HOT BOY – m4m

CIRCUS CLOWN HOT BOY – m4m – 28 (BHAM)


Reply to: pers-1012629834@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-29, 1:06PM EST

I was at the circus last night(thursday) with some friends and noticed right off the bat one of the “clown” boys. I am talking about one in particular, incredibly hot clown guys. If any of the circus guys reads this, help me get in touch with this one guy. He had on a certain color pair of pants,shirt,etc…. I am serious about this!! I think he is really cute and would love to meet up with him after the show while he is still in town…

“Hot Guy Tall Drink Of Water”

Written by  on September 3, 2008

These seem to be from the same lonely, horny guy wandering around Sulphur Springs, Texas:

Hot Guy in Lawn and Garden WalMart Sulphur Springs (Sulphur Springs)


Date: 2008-09-02, 10:46PM CDT

Does anyone know that tall drink of water that was working in lawn and garden department today in WalMart in Sulphur Springs. His name tag said his name was Scotty. He looked to be about 6’2″ 175lbs. earring in both ears. Very hot dude!

  • Location: Sulphur Springs

Hot Guy – Pilot Truck Stop in Sulphur Springs – 35 (Sulphur Springs)


Date: 2008-09-02, 4:00PM CDT

Hey, does anyone know who that tall Hispanic guy is that works at the Pilot Truck Stop in Sulphur Springs. He was working the check-out line around three-thirty pm on Tuesday. He has some tatts on his arm and he is about six foot-one, one hundred-eighty lbs. Really hot looking guy. A major stud.

  • Location: Sulphur Springs

“Your Essence”

Written by  on August 26, 2008

Are you out there? – m4m – 58 (East Texas)


Date: 2008-08-26, 1:27PM CDT

This is a long shot, but several years ago you and I got together at Barnwell Mountain. I was driving a white Nissan pickup. You sat in the passenger seat, wearing gray sweats and I went down on you. Your name is Jim and you’re from Gladewater. I sucked you to completion and swallowed your essence. Sure would like to get together again.

  • Location: East Texas

“Hairy-Chested Longview U-Haul Guy” Sounds Like A Lame Super Hero

Written by  on August 25, 2008

Where R U hairy-chested Longview U-Haul guy? – m4m – 42 (Longview area)


Date: 2008-08-24, 1:48AM CDT

You worked at the Longview U-Haul store on hwy 80 a few years back. You had dark hair, a moustache, and a delicious-looking hairy chest. Ummmmm.

A few times we gave each other the kind of look that makes your cock pop up in your pants, but we never did get some alone time to see if we were thinking the same thing.

If you’re still out there and you’re into men like I think you are, PLEASE contact me. I’m still dying to find out what it was we were both thinking about.

  • Location: Longview area

Did His Face Really Speak To You?

Written by  on August 6, 2008

kroger – “staff 7″ – m4m (henderson)


Date: 2008-08-05, 5:53PM CDT

your shirt said “staff”, your face said “hairy”… so how ’bout sliding your hairy staff down my throat. ID yourself with the color of the shirt.

another classic.

Written by  on August 5, 2008

Theif at 1960 & Perry – m4m – 37 (NW Houston)

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Reply to: pers-783463034@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-04, 10:34PM CDT

Dude, you just came in the Shell station at the corner of Perry and 1960 and stole something. you were a hispanic looking male kinda thick and damn you were hot. nice jeans (tight) and that top with that hat. and them tats were hot as hell too. damn dude. tell me what you stole and what you made it out with and maybe we can hook up. damn you were hot.