Celebs

Peace The Fuck Out

Written by  on August 9, 2008

steve perry celebration day.

Written by  on August 5, 2008

Pump Him And He Squirts Into Your Hand

Written by  on August 2, 2008

WTF?

Something Quick…

Written by  on July 31, 2008

…and gay.

Go check out Anderson Cooper’s Gayest Hits.  Now.  Go.

http://gawker.com/5031130/anderson-coopers-gayest-hits

Kathie Lee, You Annoying Bitch

Written by  on July 30, 2008

Watch as this guy on the Today show basically tells Kathie Lee to shut the fuck up (which is totally understandable), then uncomfortably tries to dig himself out of the hole he’s created.

Most. Frightening. Cake. Ever.

Written by  on July 14, 2008

Because I love me some hairy-chested Tom Selleck.  Or not really.

Would Ya’?

Written by  on July 14, 2008

Amy Winehouse?

Ack…no…no…no…cut my fucking eyes out…

Born on the Fourth of July?

Written by  on July 11, 2008

Is Michael Jackson

trying to imitate anti-war activist Ron Kovic?

Mmm…Beef

Written by  on July 8, 2008

Check out these new Cattlemen’s Beef Board and National Cattlemen’s Beef Association radio spots that Matthew McConaughey has recorded…they’re incredibly creepy-sounding for some reason.

Gone Eatin’

Neighbors

The way he say’s “Good Eatin'” in the first and keeps repeating the word “protein” throughout both are what really bother me.  Also, he’s no Sam Elliot.

Originals here.