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Optimus Prime Can Be Kind Of Mopey

Written by  on November 1, 2013

Euphemisms Are Fun

Written by  on January 9, 2009

So, sometimes, you want to talk about your sexual adventures or, in a lot of cases, misadventures, but you don’t need to go into extreme detail.  Now, Seinfeld gave us “yada, yada, yada”, but that’s no fun.  Instead, HMR and I, along with some others, came up with the following:

The Glossary

Whatnot - Vaginal intercourse.  “We went back to her place, made out and whatnot”.
Whatfor - Oral sex.  “I gave him the whatfor last night”.
Whatever - Masturbation.  “I stayed home last night, surfed the web and whatever”.
Whereabouts - Anal sex.  “I was over at her place or the whereabouts”.
What Have You – The penis.
Wherefor - The vagina.

This jargon is incredibly awesome because people that aren’t in the know use these words in hilarious situations.  Like the other day, when my boss told me “Have a great weekend and whatnot”.  Or this morning, when our billing manager came by to inquire as to whether all of the orders had loaded into the accounting system overnight and asked “Can you check and see if I got a full load last night and whatnot?”

Anyhow, now you know.  Use them.  Listen for them.  Laugh maniacally.

That Was A Great Game

Written by  on September 4, 2008

just so everyone else can suffer.

Written by  on August 7, 2008

I can't get this out of my head.

I Saw This…

Written by  on July 30, 2008

…a while back, but totally never posted it. Because I’m forgetful an’ shit.

Clever Wonderbra Ad

Written by  on July 22, 2008

Sadly, this took me a few seconds to figure out…

You Also Can’t Pick A Tattoo Artist That Can Spell

Written by  on July 20, 2008

Hope you didn’t pay for that…

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SomethingSoWrong Word Cloud

Written by  on July 17, 2008

Here’s a word cloud of the entire content of SomethingSoWrong since the beginning of time.  Click for the BIG version.

Dubai from the Burj

Written by  on July 16, 2008



Dubai from the Burj, originally uploaded by Archigeek.

No wrongness here…just this incredible picture of some of Dubai’s buildings poking out of the fog as taken from the world’s tallest building, the Burj Dubai.

The Station Agent and Weezer

Written by  on July 8, 2008

Jones will either appreciate this or be frightened by it…