Since the video I posted Friday has already been taken down from Youtube, I thought I'd delete that post and share this video with you that my brother Minotaur passed along. Enjoy!
Scot [1:46 PM]:
did you see pulp fiction
Rifleman [1:46 PM]:
Scot [1:47 PM]:
one of my favorite parts is when they are holding up the cafe and sammy jackson pulls his gun and says give me back my wallet - and the guy ask which one was his
Scot [1:48 PM]:
he says the one that says bad muferfucker on it
Scot [1:48 PM]:
I dont think they spelled it that way in the movie though
Rifleman [1:49 PM]:
Scot [1:50 PM]:
I was close
Rifleman [1:50 PM]:
Do you call your parents your "mufer" and "fafer"?
Scot [1:51 PM]:
hey...dont make fun of me fifch
I read a lot of stuff online...it makes the "work" day go faster, and I've discovered a couple of phrases people use incorrectly, probably because most people are fucking idiots who are--amazingly--smart enough to remember to breathe. (I really hate stupid people for some reason...they just tax my patience and nerves).
The first phrase is "could of" (and the related "should of". Hey, morons...it's not "could of", it's "could've". It's a contraction. It's short for "could have". How fucking hard is that? Do you say "I could of gone to Vancouver last week if I wanted?" or "I could have gone to Vancouver last week"? Oh, my bad...stupid question, because you're probably too stupid to know what "Vancouver" is.
Second one is "intensive purposes". It's supposed to be "intents and purposes". How do you confuse the two? "And" and "ive" sound completely fucking different. Also, just fucking think about it..."intensive purposes"? Really? That sounds like a real phrase? Are you fucking retarded?
I know this post won't make a difference, but I say both of these this morning within a minute of each other and it just annoyed me.
The world is full of idiots. It used to be that this amused me...now it scares me.
EDIT: I just encountered "would of" on a forum on the 'Net. Bah...