SomethingSoWrong
Funniness Negates Wrongness
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Tasty Spam
Here's some spam I just got:

From: Geerdes [citsapep1974@3vicmall.com]
To:IS

Subject: White House terrorist plans foiled


Tasty come is very important to women, enhance its flavor here,
[Redacted URL]

You know, I don't really give a fuck if it's tasty or not. Also, I doubt its taste is "very important" to women.
Written at 5:35 PM by Rifleman.
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Monday, July 14, 2008
Most. Frightening. Cake. Ever.
Because I love me some hairy-chested Tom Selleck. Or not really.

Written at 5:34 PM by Rifleman.
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"Breaking the Bank" Is Such A Weak Pun
I was behind a big truck at a drive-thru ATM on time that ripped off the front of the machine when the driver pulled through after his transaction and the sides of the truck's bed snagged the unit. The asshole just drove off, but I jotted down the license plate numbers and called the bank the next day. All in all, though, I guess it could've been worse:

Written at 5:32 PM by Rifleman.
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Would Ya’?
Amy Winehouse?

Ack...no...no...no...cut my fucking eyes out...
Written at 5:31 PM by Rifleman.
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