Archive for August, 2008
Are you out there? – m4m – 58 (East Texas)
Date: 2008-08-26, 1:27PM CDT
This is a long shot, but several years ago you and I got together at Barnwell Mountain. I was driving a white Nissan pickup. You sat in the passenger seat, wearing gray sweats and I went down on you. Your name is Jim and you’re from Gladewater. I sucked you to completion and swallowed your essence. Sure would like to get together again.
- Location: East Texas
Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman a the club greets them and says, “Hey, Bob! How ya doin?”
His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.
“Oh no,” says Bob. “He’s in my bowling team.”
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, “How did she know that you drink Budweiser?”
“I recognize her, she’s the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.”
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, “Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?”
Bob’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, “Geez, Bob, you picked up a real bitch his time.”
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Where R U hairy-chested Longview U-Haul guy? – m4m – 42 (Longview area)
Date: 2008-08-24, 1:48AM CDT
You worked at the Longview U-Haul store on hwy 80 a few years back. You had dark hair, a moustache, and a delicious-looking hairy chest. Ummmmm.
A few times we gave each other the kind of look that makes your cock pop up in your pants, but we never did get some alone time to see if we were thinking the same thing.
If you’re still out there and you’re into men like I think you are, PLEASE contact me. I’m still dying to find out what it was we were both thinking about.
- Location: Longview area
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Since I had to see this, you do too. 
Sorry, folks.
I can't get this out of my head.
Does pollution cause rainbows? Apparently so, at least according to the dumbest woman in the world. In this video, listen to this whorebag explain how we never used to see rainbows near the ground, only around the sun and the moon. Watch as she wonders what could be in our water and air to cause rainbows. Laugh at her moronic stupidity. Mock her grammar and spelling mistakes.