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Archive for July, 2008
this…thing washed up the long island shore this week.
only in new york, kids.
…a while back, but totally never posted it. Because I’m forgetful an’ shit.
Watch as this guy on the Today show basically tells Kathie Lee to shut the fuck up (which is totally understandable), then uncomfortably tries to dig himself out of the hole he’s created.
I could’ve sworn I posted this bit o’ Craigslist misfortune a while back, but a quick scan o’ the archives shows nothing.
Swann’s man – m4m (Nacogdoches) 33yr
Have a fantasy about servicing a man in a Swann’s icecream uniform. If you work for Swann’s drive by and show me what you got and let me take a sample from that ice cream bar of yours.
you have to know, I love anthony bourdain with a great passion. I love that he worships pork, the meat of kings. he loves booze. his did quit smoking and get married AND have a child, which kind of breaks my heart…but it happens.
I love the man, but eek.
A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available cashier. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the stomach. She was rushed to the hospital where she was fixed up. As she leaves she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor says, “Oh! You’re going to have triplets. They’re fine but each one has a bullet lodged in its stomach. Don’t worry though the bullets will pass through their system through normal metabolism.”
As time goes on the woman has three children, two girls and a boy. Twelve years later, one of the girls comes up to her mother and says “Mummy, I’ve done a very weird thing!”
Her mother asks her what happened and her daughter replies, “I passed a bullet into the toilet.” The woman comforts her and explains all about the accident at the bank.
A few weeks later, her other daughter comes up to her with tears streaming from her eyes. “Mummy, I’ve done a very bad thing!” The mother says, “Let me guess. You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?”
The daughter looks up from her teary eyes and says, “Yes, how did you know?”
The mother comforts her child and explains about the incident at the bank.
A month later the boy comes up and says, “Mummy, I’ve done a very bad thing!”
“You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?”
“No, I was wanking and I shot the dog.”
As you may have noticed, we here at SSW like to point out douchebaggery, be it in the form of Spencer Pratt or lame Craigslist ads. Now, Radar has an interesting article on the history of the term, which you can read here.
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