SomethingSoWrong

I found this pic of Amy Winehouse from before she was all cracked-out. I wonder, assuming she comes out of rehab clean, how many hundreds of frappucinos it’ll take to get back to this weight.

Someone snapped this cell phone pic last week on MLK Day. Your spelling isn’t helping the cause.

Edit: Hey, dumbfuck who posted a comment that just said “Fake”. I’m gonna go with Snopes on this one rather than your anonymous claim.

It’s a shame to lose the star of such classics as Ned Kelly, 10 Things I Hate About You and A Knight’s Tale. An incomparable tragedy for Hollywood…I don’t know how the entertainment industry will ever recover from this immense loss.

Oh, never mind…

I went and saw Cloverfield last night and I learned a lot of things from the movie. I’ve outlined some of the more important things below:

-Despite what ‘Shank insisted was true, the thing attacking NYC wasn’t actually a giant Jew named Mort Cloverfeld who was just looking for something to nosh on.
-They make camcorder batteries that can last for hours and hours, but cell phone batteries die within minutes (but that’s okay, because they come from the store pre-charged).
-When people explode, it’s kind of messy.
-You can take a classic Japanese movie (in this case Godzilla and mix it with a lame Nineties movie (Blair Witch Project) and get a fairly decent film. I expect to see a portmanteau of Kurosawa’s The Seven Samurai and The Adventures of Pluto Nash within a year.
-Digital SD cards can hold hours of HD-quality video.
-If you’re a giant monster, you’re impervious to pretty much anything, even if you look like your skin is pretty thin and maybe a bit gooey.
-Landmarks are a bad place to be during any kind of monster attack (we already learned–from Independence Day–that they are a bad place to be during an alien invasion).
-A thin office tower can support the weight of a residential tower leaning against it.
-You can have rebar piercing your body completely through, but then be pretty much okay after you get free.
-Nokia has plenty of extra money for product placement.
-Apparently Travis didn’t have good luck with Beth.
-If you’re getting ready to move to Japan, experience a giant monster attack at home to get you ready for what I assume is a weekly occurrence in the Land of the Rising Sun.
-If you’re flying away from a scene of utter destruction that’s still going on, don’t hover around in your helicopter watching it continue to happen…get the fuck out of there.
-Your cell phone will work even with large portions of the city’s infrastructure gone and no doubt millions of people trying to make calls. Also, they’ll work fine in the subway.
-If you’re being chased by a monster, hide under something collapsible.
-Even the military is dumb enough to fall for the old “holding your camera at your side instead of turning it off” trick.
-A video camera is more valuable than your life.
-Always get into the first helicopter.
-If a girl you slept with shows up at your going away party with another guy and then has the nerve to call you while the world is under attack wanting you to save her, fuck that bitch…let her die.

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I went to Chick-Fil-A (the one with the weird cashier mentioned here) for lunch the other day. When I arrived, there were two registers opened–one with about three people in line and one with one person in line. Surveying the situation, I decided that the people in the longer line must really like waiting in a queue, so I logically chose the shorter line. After the person in front of me finished ordering, the cashier greeted me and took my order. After paying, I noticed that the older, entitled-looking woman at the end of the other line was glaring at me. I didn’t pay much attention and took my food, found a seat and started eating my salad and reading the Dallas Morning News. As I finished up eating and reading the comics, I noticed that glaring lady was standing in front of my table. I looked up and she said “Excuse me.” “Yes, I replied?” “You cut in front of me in line,” she replied, her voice full of vitriol. “No,” I replied, “I got in the other line.” “There was only one line”, she replied, anger spitting from her eyes. “No, there were two cashiers and two lines,” I replied, “I can’t help if you don’t know how lines work.” She harumphed and stomped off. What. The. Fuck? Seriously, I didn’t cut in front of you. I logically chose the shortest line. You could’ve done the same thing. This reminded me of the time that I was sitting in the car that I had before the one I have now and an older woman came to get into the car next to me. As she opened her door, the wind caught it and it slammed into my door. I just stared at her, trying to hold back my anger at her carelessness. I rolled down the window and she said “Sorry, the wind caught it”. I didn’t say anything…I just watched as she let go of it again in another gust and again it slammed into my door. She smiled weakly at me and I replied, “Are you retarded?” Luckily, there were no (noticeable) dings. I can almost understand the first time…you were caught off guard by the wind’s strength, but the second time? You knew it happened once…it wasn’t that hard to prevent it from happening again.

An ad for Pakistan International Airlines from the 1970s…

I’m not trying to make a political statement or anything, but I found this picture of Hillary Clinton and, wow, does she have some “fried chicken skin” going on or what?

Scot [1:46 PM]:
did you see pulp fiction
Rifleman [1:46 PM]:
of course
Scot [1:47 PM]:
one of my favorite parts is when they are holding up the cafe and sammy jackson pulls his gun and says give me back my wallet – and the guy ask which one was his
Scot [1:48 PM]:
he says the one that  says bad muferfucker on it
Scot [1:48 PM]:
I dont think they spelled it that way in the movie though
Rifleman [1:49 PM]:
probably not
Scot [1:50 PM]:
I was close
Rifleman [1:50 PM]:
Do you call your parents your “mufer” and “fafer”?
Scot [1:51 PM]:
hey…dont make fun of me fifch