Funniness Negates Wrongness
I got this (rather poorly) photocopied flier on my door over the weekend, advertising a poker tourney at a local bar in celebration of Cinco de Mayo. Notice the highlighted part…doesn’t the fact that it’s “open” preclude it from being “invitational”?
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I can’t decide which is sadder…this guy’s misfortunate surname or the fact that he’s going on The Love Connection…
I’ve always hated Comic Sans, that stupid “handwritten by a comic-book artist” font that way too many retarded sheep of people think is cute or clever to use in everyday life. I get emails at work (always from overweight female coworkers who find Hallmark’s Precious Moments figurines to be the end-all, be-all of adorableness) with this stupid font in it. Emails that these fat heifer’s copy upper management on. Real professional there, cow. The best part is that I just delete these emails. Same as the ones with backgrounds. I like my emails to be black text on a white background, plain-text if possible.
Any, I found this group trying to ban Comic Sans and pledge 100% of my support to their cause.
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Hey, what’s that? Over there…on the right, under the latest Moblog picture?
Oh, that? That’s the SSW LiveBlog.
Huh?
Basically, it’s just a simple sub-blog of SSW that can be updated via advanced technology any time of the day or night from anywhere in the world via the magic of mobile internet access.
Cool…but what’s the point?
So when stupid random thoughts strike us, we can post them.
Well, that’s just awesome.
I think you mean “\\”.
“\\”?
Oh, shorthand for typing “awesome”. There’s a story behind it, I swear.
Let me hear it, then…
Not right now…I’m busy watching The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Oh, well that’s perfectly understandable…that was a great show.
Yeah it was…whatever happened to Carlton?
Dunno…I think he was on one of those I Love the Nineties things or something, but other than that, no idea…
Weird…Did you ever notice how there were two Mrs. Banks?
Really? Never noticed…
Yeah…they looked mostly the same, so it wasn’t a huge deal.
What about Hilary?
What do you mean?
Would you?
Would I?
Do her?
Oh, hellz yeah…I’ve never been with a black woman.
Yeah, but she’s pretty white-acting, so that’d be like being with some bitchy white chick that’s full of herself.
Oh, so like Paris Hilton, but a lot cheaper?
Can you get cheaper than Paris Hilton?
Touché, Cost Mart.
Huh?
Oh, sorry…Family Guy reference…
You’re being weird.
Thank God they didn’t make the first five. This movie was so bad, Bill Cosby himself urged people not to see it. I saw it. I want to claw my eyes out for having seen it and I hate that I lost an hour-and-a-half of my life to it. Bill Cosby, you owe me.
Anyhow, Holly passes along a link to the trailer…enjoy!
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This weekend I went out for drinks with one of my most favorite people in the world, Holly, and–during the course of the evening–I mentioned that I’d come across some pics from White Trash Weekend waaaay back in 2003. She encouraged me to post some of them, so here they are:
Rachel and Andy (aka Minotaur)
Holly with long hair watching TV
Josh raping Chad
Rachel kissing Grace
Holly kissing Grace
Ewww…
(check out the lightened area!)