
Archive for May, 2006
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…kee-razy Shiner Bock Bottle Cap Eye Man!

…take its advice to heart…
Drunken Joan Rivers…
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Check out these nifty trailer remixes:
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My favorite part is how it says “Has Bro” right there on the box, so you know it’s legit.
What happened to Cindy Crawford?

I’m sure you’ve already seen this, but if you haven’t, here goes…
This is the most incredibly wrong commercial for one of the most incredibly wrong toys of all time.
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Imagine a Hasbro Marketing Executive, a glowing light bulb bouncing merrily above his skull: “I’ve got it! First, we’ll design our new Supersoaker water gun with the shape and hue of a grotesque alien phallus. Then, instead of water, we’ll make it squirt ropes of thick, opalescent ooze! Finally, we’ll market it with a television spot in which a pan-ethnic rainbow of small children are the gleeful recipients to load after hot, sticky load shot all over their chests and faces! It’s a win!”
Go check out the customer reviews at Amazon.
…have found my new spriritual leader.
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