Monthly Archives: March 2005

Overpaying

If you’re like me, you find it necessary to use toilet paper once in a while. Actually, I hope you use it everytime a situation calls for it, be it wrapping your teacher’s house, dressing up like a mummy or when you “drop some Cosby kids off at the pool”. I noticed the other night [...]

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Baristas

Not meaning to slam anyone that works at Starbucks, but this cartoon made me laugh…

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The Most Unflattering Picture of Arnold Ever

Someone’s really let themselves go…

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Nothing…

Sorry guys, but I really don’t have anything all that wrong to report today. As of this writing, living Real Doll Terri Schiavo is still somehow hanging in there, there’s still no hockey (greedy fucks) and I’m still at work. Went out for drinks (yet again) last night with ‘Shank, downing a few pints at [...]

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Yet Another Weekend

It’s Monday. It feels like twelve Mondays all crammed together into one day, for I, Rifleman, feel like shit (shite, if you’re Scottish). And rightly so, I suppose. Four days of drinking will do that to you. It all started Wednesday night. Feeling a bit stressed from work, I convinced ‘Shank to meet up at [...]

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Those Crazy Germans

Munich – December 1978 You and your incredibly ugly friends have gathered in a cafe to discuss ideas for the upcoming 1979 Eurovision song contest to be held–somewhat inexplicably–in Israel. The weight of 1972′s massacre of the Israeli Olympic team right there in your very own hometown still hangs heavily and you’re determined to impress [...]

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Toronto Photos

As you may or may not remember, depending on how long you’ve been reading SSW, Linz and I went to Toronto way back in August. Since then, I’ve been telling myself that I’d post a gallery of selected photos on the site. I finally got bored enough tonight to actually do it. Yay me! The [...]

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Make It Stop…

Once again, I give you an image of David Hasselhoff that you can’t “unsee”…

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The Long and Short of Condoms

In the interest of public service, today’s blog is an informational treatise on everyone’s favorite pleasure thief, the condom. Everyone knows what a condom is, and if you’re like me, you’re not a huge fan of them. After all, nothing beats the raw, frictional pleasure that unprotected sex provides. However, in this day of rampant, [...]

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Blah Blah Blah

I just noticed that I hadn’t really blogged in a while. And while I could just chalk this up to oversight on my part, I won’t. No, the sad, long truth is that I just haven’t had a lot to write about lately. I suppose I could always just take something really mundane, like chewing [...]

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