I made the somewhat dubious mistake of going to McDonalds for lunch yesterday. I went with a friend from work because he was craving it and I had forgotten to bring my lunch from home. My bad.
So we’re sitting there, me eating my grilled chicken sandwich and my friend eating his nuggets or whatever when out of nowhere this crackwhore sidles up to our table and sits down.
(not the actual crackwhore we encountered, but pretty damn close)
I just look at her like “what the fuck?”.
“Excuse me?” I say, frightened and confused.
“Can I get fitty cents?” asked the crackwhore.
“No, go away,” I replied, disgusted by this poor example of humanity.
“But I just wants a Coke”, retorted the crackwhore.
“No. Go away,” I repeated, “Go away.”
“Mang, fuck you,” she said, getting up and sauntering over to another patron to bother.
Seriously, what the fuck?
