Things I Overheard Today at Chick-fil-A

Written by  on September 22, 2009

From the Mexican lady working the cash register:

“Would you like to balue size it?”
“with one-thousand Iceland dressing?”

From some random white trash person waiting in line and wearing scrubs:

“whenever I come to Dallas, I always get Chicken-flay”

Drug Habits Can Be Pricey

Written by  on September 22, 2009

You know, for something that’s $599 per ounce and is going to go up your nose, there’s surprisingly little cocaine in it.

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Bizarre Search Terms

Written by  on September 22, 2009

So after the previous incarnation of SSW withered and died, spammers took over the forums and started using them to promote sex sites. A kind individual tipped me off that this was happening, so I blew away the forums without really perusing what had been posted. And what had been indexed by search engines. As a consequence, a lot of traffic has been coming this way because of people searching for sex-related websites. Here are some of the weirder search terms:

human sex
naughty sex
real mom son sex
MILFS LABIA
boy sex
hmong porn
south indian sex
my first teacher sex
oral sex forums
tamil sex
brother sister sex
haitian gay porn
emo sex

Oh Crap!

Written by  on September 18, 2009

So, I’ve got this other website, LeftyRodriguez.com, which is my immensely-popular photoblog. For some reason, it attracts massive amounts of comment spam, which goes into a moderation queue that I have to, well, moderate daily. I just got one that took a moment of head-scratching in that they kept talking about selling “dumps”, which I took to mean, at first, actual pieces of shit. But it turns out it was something not nearly as bad…it’s just stolen credit card numbers. At any rate, I challenge you to read the following and try not to think about logs of shit. Also, scammers, ICQ? Really?

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