...my hometown is such a fucked-up place:
Taken from here
Man goes for world record leg hair
Tyler, Texas- Wes Pemberton thinks he may have a world record. He’s submitted a hair on his leg as the world’s longest leg hair. A hair on his calf measures about five inches. The world record is 4.88 inches.
Pemberton says he works on taking care of the hair, to the point of even washing it with conditioner. He had several police officers in Tyler verify the length of the hair for his world record submission.
“Once that is done,” he says, “I’m going to pluck it and hang it next to the certificate.”