Funniness Negates Wrongness
Thursday, August 03, 2006

Guy at Starbucks talking about Sugar In The Raw.

"Yeah, this sugar is cool because it comes from volcanic ash in Hawaii."

This Guy is a fucking moron. I'm no botanist, but Iím pretty sure that pure cane sugar comes from sugar cane. The soil in which the sugar cane is grown may be enriched with volcanic ash, but trust me, thatís not even fucking close. Maybe, next time, you should try to find something a bit more interesting that you know a bit more about to try to impress your hot from far away/hairy up close girlfriend.