Funniness Negates Wrongness
Friday, March 03, 2006
The Eyes of Texas
As you may or may not know, I'm a graduate of Texas A&M. And Texas A&M has never been much of a basketball powerhouse, so imagine my surprise when we beat arch-rival Texas the other night 46-43 on a last second three-pointer from Acie Law.

But what really grabbed my attention, and that of most of the people in the Brazos Valley, was this pic from Thursday's Bryan-College Station Eagle:

Is that or is that not Texas guard Daniel Gibson's "unit"? I don't looks like it could be, but it's too caucasian-y. Unless, you know, maybe he masturbates using some kind of lube with a bleaching agent in it. It's certainly the right size for a black guy...

At any rate, the paper insist it's an "optical illusion", but I'm not convinced...

The specific section of the picture in question showed nothing more than the white inside liner of the player's uniform. The color was distorted for a variety of reasons, primarily because of the angle at which the picture was taken, the lighting, orange color of the uniform on the left pant leg reflecting up into the groin area, and the specific moment that was captured.