SomethingSoWrong
Funniness Negates Wrongness
Tuesday, November 15, 2005





A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly, the Horse falls into a mud hole and starts to sink.

The horse yells at the Chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So, the chicken gets into the farmer's BMW and drives it as fast as possible back to the mud hole.

Wasting no time, the chicken ties a rope around the bumper, and then tosses the other end of the rope to the horse.

As the horse hangs on for dear life, the chicken drives the car forward, and saves the horse from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again.

This time, the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to hurry and get the farmer, or the farmer's BMW.

The horse then says, "Wait, I think I can stand over the mud hole!" So, he stretches over the width of the hole and says to the chicken, "Reach up and grab my dick and pull yourself up!"

The chicken did so, and pulled herself up to safety.

The Moral of the Story:

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
4 Comments:
Blogger Rifleman said...
How many farmers drive BMWs?

Blogger Longer Shank said...
Prolly alot of the big-time pot growers...

Blogger Caren said...
The cool thing is if you are hung like a horse, and chicks in BMWs pick you up anyway.

Blogger Rifleman said...
Well, in that case, neighhhh!!!!