SomethingSoWrong
Funniness Negates Wrongness
Friday, August 19, 2005
Dumb Conversation
I was sitting in my cube today, minding my own business, when a billing department droid wandered in, needing help with our ERP application.

Upon spying my Aggie Ring lying on my desk, she asked "Is this your class ring?"

"Yes," I replied.

"Where did you go to school?" she asked.

"Texas A&M."

She replied, "I'm sorry," to which I asked, "Where did you go to school?"

"I dropped out of MCC in Waco after a semester," she declared with that smug sense of pride that the simple-minded proletariat always seem to possess.

"I'm sorry," I replied, smug in the fact that I was dealing with a real winner.

"Yeah, well at least I didn't go to A&M," she declared.

"Umm...okay," is all I could say.
1 Comments:
Anonymous Lindsey said...
Considering MCC is a bit like going to kindergarten, that makes her extra smart for dropping out!