I was sitting in my cube today, minding my own business, when a billing department droid wandered in, needing help with our ERP application.
Upon spying my Aggie Ring
lying on my desk, she asked "Is this your class ring?"
"Yes," I replied.
"Where did you go to school?" she asked.
She replied, "I'm sorry," to which I asked, "Where did you go to school?"
"I dropped out of MCC in Waco after a semester," she declared with that smug sense of pride that the simple-minded proletariat always seem to possess.
"I'm sorry," I replied, smug in the fact that I was dealing with a real winner.
"Yeah, well at least I didn't go to A&M," she declared.
"Umm...okay," is all I could say.