Joe: charlie and the chocolate factory comes out this weekend
Holly: LET'S GO!
Holly: I dare you.
Holly: I will if you will
Joe: i am scared
Okay, mind you, he has a much smaller reason to be scared.
Then this comes.
Joe: now that is scary
Holly: I know... :(
Holly: that's me trying to convince myself
Joe: OOMPA LOOMPAS
Holly: scary ass bitches
Joe: now that is funny
BUT IS ISN'T.
Ask anyone I really know what I'm afraid of and they'll tell you. These little orange demons with green hair have messed me up since childhood and only one other person I have known in my life has been able to understand/relate to this irrational fear. Yes, I know they are "not real" and they won't "come and kill me in my sleep." However, whilst I am watching the original film that I love so dearly, I can't help but take these irrational fears and do the proverbial run with them. So, this new film...my brother was quick to point out that the new Oompa Loompas are not like the old, which is true, but...
(Andrew sent me a picture of one, but I can only find it online in one place, and I can't post it, so here is a different one.)
I can handle that. It's just Deep Roy. It doesn't look like an Oompa Loompa. The whole viewing experience could be much easier than first expected.
Maybe. The other picture he sent was much scarier. Much. I can't find it, as a said, except on Yahoo! Movies, so check it out: http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=180
Holly: what the hell is that?
Holly: what the HELL IS THAT!?
Joe: you know what it is hollacious
Joe: doopity doo
Then, as sick as it is, in a masochistic gesture ONLY to prove a point, I show him this monstrosity of an offense to the human eyesight.
Holly: GET THEM AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!!! :(
Joe: and you think i am bad??? you are toturing yourself with those photos
Joe: why do they have white eyebrows, but green hair????
Holly: because they are demons
You have to understand, friends -- Willy Wonka was my first crush. Yes, as sick as it is, I loved him. I loved his purple, velveteen coat, his tophat, his cane, his wild hair, his sarcastic sense of humor (which is, in fact, where I believe I got mine, actually), and the way he coud do an amazing flip after hobbling around with a cane. I could never understand why he would associate himself with these...things. He should have just let the confounded snoz wanglers finish them off while they were ahead.
So, I love my friend Michele. At least I loved her until today when she sent me this.
Of course I showed it to Andrew.
Holly: coming from BEHIND A TREE!??!?!
Holly: he's plotting.
Holly: he's trying to figure out a way to kick me in the shins
Holly: or eat my feet
Holly: or bite me.
Holly: this isn't a laughing matter.
Joe: that is so funny i can't control myself
Holly: Michele will pay for that added nightmare.
Joe: i just couldn't help myself
Joe: one more
Joe: face your fears
People don't understand. They won't EVER. It's just one of those things.
However, on a random sidenote, these things tend to come up a lot doing either a Google or Yahoo! image search for Oompa Loompas. Among them?:
What are you not telling us, Josh?
I don't know kids. The verdict is out on this one. Whatever.
As long as he doesn't sing.