I was at my local Starbucks the other day, sitting outside, enjoying the fresh air and sipping a latte, when I happened to look down and notice an empty pack of cigarettes. An everyday occurence, right? That's what I thought until I looked closer and noticed that this appeared to be a type of cigarette pack I've never seen. I picked it up and contemplated the name: "Timeless Time". That's odd, I thought. In fact, that makes no fucking sense whatsoever. Then I flipped it over and discovered it was from South Korea. No fucking wonder...the Koreans have never been known for their mastery of the English language.