SomethingSoWrong
Funniness Negates Wrongness
Friday, March 12, 2004
Several Dirty Words
Janet Jackson shows some nip and the next thing you know, people are all up in arms over the content of the media. Howard Stern is on the verge of losing his show, Russ Martin here in Dallas is constantly forced to tone down some of his show's more interesting parts. Luckily, the FCC has no power over content of websites, so I can happily say the following:

Fuck. Shit, Cunt. Asshole. Motherfucker. Monkey-flavored dildos shoved into tight holes. Dick lint. Frottage.

And not worry about it. However, over in reality, the FCC is trying to abridge freedom of speech. I have no problem with CBS or ABC or NBC or any other corporation censoring their own content, as that's in no way a violation of First Amendment rights, which simply says it's only unconstitutional for Congress to enact any laws impeding the freedom of speech. And if the FCC gets their way, Congress may indeed attempt to enact such laws. Bastards. At any rate, go here and sign the petition. Please. I happen to like seeing Janet Jackson's nipples on national TV.