SomethingSoWrong
Funniness Negates Wrongness
Monday, October 27, 2003
Deep Throat
Ok, has anybody seen the "Mr. Inventor-of-the-foot-long-hot-dog" Bud Light commercial. It had me rolling.

It basically shows a bunch of people fondling flacid phalluses (phalli?) while the song says something like: "We thought 10 inches of weiner was enough, but you gave us two inches more". As if that wasn't great enough, at the end there's a profile shot of a guy deep throating like six inches of this hot dog.

I'll be surprised if some group somewhere doesn't have something to say about this ad.

In a related story:

I was at my local drug store today buying newspapers for packing material, when I got into a very un-wanted conversation with the cashier about her dietary habits. She started telling me, for some reason I am not aware of, about how her and her husband had Burger King for dinner. Now, as often happens with these types of things, it is aggravating because you are almost always in a hurry (In this particular situation, I was extremely hungry and the thought of Burger King, not to mention this person eating it, was about to make me have dry heaves). But in the end, it was OK because it turned into a bloggable experience.

It went something like this:

Fat Nasty: "My husband and I had Burger King for dinner."

Me: (completely uninterested) "Uh-huh."

Fat Nasty: "I gots the Whopper Junior. He gots Double Meat. I don't know how he eats all that meat."

Me: (not seizing the opportunity) "Me neither."

Fat Nasty: "I just can't eat that much meat."

Me: (synapses firing as my thoughts enter the conversation) "So, you just can't take in that much meat, huh?" (but believe me, she looked like she could in both the literal and figurative sense.)

Fat Nasty: (looking as perplexed as if I had used the word "perplexed" in front of her) "No, I can't."