SomethingSoWrong
Funniness Negates Wrongness
Thursday, May 22, 2003
Short Review of Game Shows
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Wheel of Fortune = Glorified Hangman. (**)

The Price is Right = Consumerism at it's finest. (****)

Jeopardy = Dorks getting paid. (***) [Would receive four stars if Alex Trebeck still had a mustache]

Hollywood Squares = The liberal propaganda machine hard at work. (1/2*)

Whammy = "No whammies, big bucks.... stop!" Its just not the same as the old Press Your Luck. (*)

Match Game = Gene Rayburn, Richard Dawson, Charles Nelson Reilly, Betty White... all my favorites are here!
The greatest blanking game show of all time. (*****************)

American Gladiators = Larry Csonka showed you could have a career after pro football all while wearing a furry
catepilar under his nose. (***)

Pyramid = The nightmares began when Donny Osmond took Dick Clark's spot (**)

Double Dare = Green slime plus Marc Summers equals something I am rather ashamed of having never missed
an episode. (*)

Remote Control = If only Adam Sandler had killed Colin Quinn, the world would be a better place (**)

Supermarket Sweep = Why can't real shopping be this fun? (**)

Any Game Show with Wink Martindale = (****)